It's your first day on the job and the town's gone to hell, but it's okay! A cute girl on a motorcycle showed up and you saved her. Sweet!

But we have to get out of here and there's zombies everywhere! Maybe if we head to the police station and..wait a minute! A mysterious woman in a trenchcoat is here. Be still my beating heart, I love you and I'll follow you to the ends of the earth. I'll even take a bullet for you. Oh no, you're dead?

Oh look it's the first girl and she has a kid now. Let's buy a property in the suburbs and raise her as our own. I love you, girl I just met.

Leon is such a cuck.